WHO WE ARE
SAD ON THE OUTSIDE.
STACKED ON THE INSIDE.
We started Sad Boyz Bites in New Gretna because Route 9 deserved better than a gas-station breakfast. We smash our own burgers, cut our own fries, steep our own cold brew, and name our sandwiches after our worst mornings. It's therapy you can eat.
SMASHED, NOT BABIED
Every patty gets pressed thin and hard on a screaming-hot flat top for those lacy, crispy edges.
NAMED FROM THE HEART
FML, FAFO, The Alexander. If it made us feel something, it made the menu.
NEW GRETNA ROOTS
Locally run, locally loved. We know your order before you finish saying it.